SMIH ONE PIECE Zoro

"I think you should go next my dear~!" Sanji swooned as he pulled you to the middle of the crowd, shaking the velvet bag in front of you.
"Alright, alright, calm down before you have a kidney stone.." You found these kinds of games to be rather childish, and therefore, boring. You hated boring things. You wanted to get your turn over and done with quickly, knowing that you probably wouldn't get a partner that wasn't even the least bit interesting.

You reached into the velvet bag and without even shuffling its contents, picked up an item that felt cold and metallic. You pulled it out to find a gold dangle earring. There was no doubt as to whom this piece of jewelry belonged to. The infamous Pirate Hunter, Roronoa Zoro.
You sighed to yourself and walked up to the snoring swordsman and poked him in the temple until he woke up.

"What? What do you want?"  He yawned stretching. You waved his earring in front of his droopy eyes and waited for him to register.

"Hey..that's mine!" He reached up and took the earring back, clasping it into its rightful place on his ear.

"I got your item, that means it's your turn." You crossed your arms and stared at him, bored out of your mind.

"Noooooo~! How could you have gotten such a brute?!" Sanji cried, waterfalls streaming out of is eyes. You rolled your own eyes in annoyance.

"C'mon, Sanji's crying is giving me a headache. The faster we get this over and done with the faster you and both can get back to enjoying the party." You grabbed Zoro's hand and pulled him into the closet and slammed the door shut behind you. Leaving Sanji to wallow in his own tears.

Zoro removed his katanas and sat them down beside him as he sat down beside you. It was apparent to you right from the get go that no action was going to happen. What a bore. You let out a 'tch' as you scoffed at your bad luck.

"What was that for? Bored already?" Zoro turned to you, slightly annoyed with your attitude.

"You could say that. I was hoping to get an interesting partner in the very least to cure my boredom." You looked away from Zoro as you could feel his annoyance grow.

"Oh? I'm boring am I?" Zoro asked in a rather husky and deadly calm tone, which caught your attention, sending shivers up your spine. He leaned closer to you, his hot breath radiating off of your neck. Without warning, Zoro looped a strong arm around your middle and hauled you onto his lap, and with his other hand, grabbed your chin and made you face him. A blush crept its way on to your face as you started to realize that you were going to regret calling this man "boring".

The more he pulled you into him, the deeper crimson your blush became, earning a victorious smirk from the Marimo. In one smooth motion, Zoro flipped you around so that you were now straddling him, now face-to-face he pulled himself closer to you, his lips hovering over yours. Finally, he closed the remaining distance between you with a sweet, yet confident kiss. It certainly cured your boredom. But he didn't stop there; as the kiss grew deeper, Zoro began licking your bottom lip, nipping it and demanding entrance into your mouth. You only happily obliged and allowed him to explore every inch.

Now, Zoro had moved from your lips to your neck, covering you with butterfly kisses that sent shivers down to your toes, a soft moan escaping your lips. He worked his way to the nape of your neck and began to nibble gently, before playfully tugging at your ear with his teeth. This blissful sensation however was cut short by the blinding light of the closet door being opened, just as Zoro had lowered you on to your back, hovering above you.

"How could you! Stupid Marimo! Defacing a lady like this!" Sanji didn't know whether to be angry or devastated at the sight of you two, however, you looked up at Sanji and with the straightest face you said, "Close the door, things were just starting to get interesting." and with another victorious smirk from Zoro, he reached up and closed the door again.